Here's a joke for you.

Updated: Mar 29



Four aliens, who had arrived on the same spaceship, met up with each other again and started discussing how they went about naming their alien-children.


"My baby alien was born on St George's Day so I've decided to call my baby alien George." said the first alien.


"That's a coincidence," replied the second alien. "My baby alien was born on St Andrew's Day so my alien-wife and I have decided to call our baby alien Andrew."


" How strange, " replied the third alien. "My baby alien was born on St Patrick's Day so I'm calling my baby alien Patrick.


"What a coincidence, how very strange!" commented the fourth alien. "Exactly the same thing happened with my son, Pancake!"





Remember it's better to say jokes rather than read them in your head.

What's your favourite joke? Share your joke, suitable for children, in the comments section please.

#jokes #StGeorge #StAndrew #StPatrick


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